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ldyiamartin:

when you’re on eurovison and you’re making butter

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slenclerman:

gaining a new follower

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averagefairy:

i temporarily fall in love with like any guy thats nice to me at all like the checkout guy at CVS told me to “stay dry” this morning bc it was raining and i thought about him for like 2 hours after that 

wurnbo:

did i allow u to have fun without me

staff:

yalipop:

Does the staff actually ever reply to posts or is that just a myth?

No one will believe you.

lindsaylohoean:

"what’s up?"

"the ceiling"

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weaponsofmassdestruction-r-us:

throwing-lego:

officialunitedstates:

FACT OF THE DAY:  zebras’ stripes are not always black and white.  sometimes they are black and orange

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this is a giraffe

this post is a train

refridgerator:

my netflix wasn’t working so i called the netflix dude and after he fixed it he said let’s try it out and see if it worked so we watched an hour long movie together and idk i think it was a date 

setharooni:

my senior quote was better than yours

setharooni:

my senior quote was better than yours

lickitungrapunxel:

noddin my head like yeah 

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movin my hips like yeah 

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kittenpatches:

If I ever get pregnant I think this is how I will break the news

communismkills:

P.S. The real world isn’t going to accommodate you and your “comfort.” When you get off Tumblr, there aren’t any trigger warnings. Wearing a nametag with your “gender identity” on it would be absolutely laughable. You’ll have to learn to be an adult and deal with people without being psychotic and wishing death on them.